advertising section

IMPRESSIVE ACHIEVEMENTS

My work has appeared in enormous award shows like the Cannes Lions, the One Show, the Addys, the Webby Awards, and the New York Festivals.

I was also selected to teach the AdHouse Advanced Campaign Development Course. It went really well.

PORTFOLIO

comedy section

I've done years of inspiring stuff with a sketch group called Party Central USAOpens in new page. We've appeared on Comedy Central, in an MTV commercial, and on stage throughout the country. Our online videos have been viewed over 2 million times. Whoah.

These are some of my favorites:

  • "Love and Taxes"
  • "Home Movies"

    (possibly offensive)

  • "The New Olympics"
  • "Dad and Peter"

I've also done standup in various poorly attended venues throughout New York City.
I am incredible.

other things section

My work has been published in fancy places like the Huffington Post, including these hysterical things:

  • "Facebook Introduces Controversial New Relevancy Policies"
  • "Accidentally Killed: The Next Frontier In Humane Farming"
  • "How To Be Unemployed"

Lately it seems like people get book deals for any stupid thing they put on the internet, which is why I put 100 stupid book ideas on the internet. They will live forever on GiveMeABook Deal.comOpens in new page.

Weirdly enough, the site got me some attention from an actual book agent, who wants me to work with her on actual books.

And yes, I wrote dozens of humor-column things, reviews, and short stories for the sadly now-defunct FortDrastic.com.

For example:

  • "Getting Punched In The Face"

    Memoir

  • "Wiffle Bat Safety Log"

    Fiction

  • "Tenchu 3"

    Video Game Review

I've also written features and reviews for AlarmOpens in new page magazine and Boston's Weekly DigOpens in new page newspaper.